This morning on the Peloton, I saw that I had completed 192 rides. Today is December 28, so that means I have three and a half days to complete eight more rides to reach 200 rides. There are different types of rides available: there are 30 minute climb rides, 20 minute interval rides, 45 minute high impact rides. There are also five minute stretch rides and five minute beginner rides. I think one option is just breathing exercises?

Anyway, I immediately went all Rain Man on myself and tried to figure out how to reach 200 rides that would use the LEAST amount of physical exertion.

“What does this have to do with the show, The First Female Bank Robber?” you might ask. This has nothing to do with the show, but it does have something to do with robbing yourself of a good workout. If I follow through on this plan to “earn” 8 rides so that I can say I had 200 workouts on the Peloton, what kind of person will I be?

I think we all know the answer to that – the kind of person who has completed 200 rides.